WrestleMania 40 Kick Off Show Recap

Live Coverage.

Hey, Punk is here. Wonder what he’ll injury during this show.

Cody Crybabies … already tired of that one. Though, it’s a pretty clever way of getting Cody involved in a 3-way dance at Mania. Geriatric Dwayne can’t go one on one with the other “great” one.

How is this any different than Monday Night Raw – there’s no wrestling.
Was a trick question: There is no difference.

Cole’s hair is horrible – a billion-dollar company can’t provide a barber?

Triple H out now – talking about the early days of WWF; no mention of Vince. Weird. Oh, wait.

Nothing is going to come out of this show of any value. I’m gonna pop an edible.